People Can't See You

Tonight we had our annual chili/dessert cook-off at church, where I one first place in the pie contest (honk, honk...that's me tooting my own horn, and this has nothing to do with the story). We were getting in the car around 8:00 and it was dark outside.

Sophie says to Joe, "Daddy you have to be careful out there at night. People can't see you. Your skin is too dark."

Joe says, "Yeah, I better not wear all black outside at night...I'd just disappear."

Sophie: "Yeah, you would."